The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.
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The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
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A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.
(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
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"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"
Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
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Usually the section as a whole is disfunctional, but is better than the rest of the band. Despite what the cologuard thinks, we make the band look pretty, not them.
Usually the ones that play other instruments, (french horn) and they are the ones in band who get all the guys.
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Usually the section as a whole is disfunctional, but is better than the rest of the band. Despite what the cologuard thinks, we make the band look pretty, not them.
Usually the ones that play other instruments, (french horn) and they are the ones in band who get all the guys.
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