Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021

ass clact

1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails

look at that whie trash ass clact

by thuGlyfe May 9, 2013

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

by wallybu January 20, 2012

calate

literal translation of the spanish verb "calar", which means many things, among them "to do" (both things in general and people, as in sex) and "to use" (particularly when it comes to a procedure or method). it should be noted that "calate" when used in a sexual context can be about as ambiguous as "hook up", in that it can mean "make out with," "have sex with", or most any sexual activity in between.
"calate" can be both transitive and intransitive, and is never followed by a preposition. past tense: "calated".

i want to calate that fine-ass bitch.
i'm gonna calate l'hopital's method to solve this fucking limit.
i reckon we should calate a movie.
let's calate some E.
let's calate. now. in public.

by rick marin May 12, 2004

eric clapton

Who Jesus transforms into when he picks up a guitar.

Idiot: Whoa! Jesus and Eric Clapton are one in the same?
Me: Did you not hear Tears in Heaven? (Commences Bitchslapping.)

by Juan David Martos Alsina Tafares February 8, 2008

eric clapton

Eric Clapton, is quite the white blues guitarist. And indeed, quite the former cokehead. He AND Roger Waters have diff. styles, so you needn't whine.

Eric Clapton rocks my world in a musical way.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004