Correction Officer

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

Directionator

People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think:
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.

"Omg do you like One Direction?! I love Neil, Lewis, Liam, Harold and Zain! I'm a Directionator!

by OneDirectionsRealFan October 30, 2011

airection

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

One Direction fandom

the most powerful fandom in the world that can do literally ANYTHING. they're better than the FBI. the funniest, coolest, most amazing fandom but will destroy you if you say anything bad about one direction.

the One Direction Fandom is the best.

by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021

One Direction

A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms'

they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG

Louis Tomlinson
One Direction
Harry Styles
Niall Horan
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik

by ilove1d October 23, 2011

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

The best 1D fan fic (I and millions of other people think) by far. It is written, animated, voiced by, and directed (he pretty much did EVERYTHING) by Mark Alan Parsons. In the video, all of the pussycats are kidnapped by Lord Faptuguise, and the 5 boys of One Direction try to rescue the pussycats and stop Lord Faptuguise. It is rumored that on September 18th, 2012, there will be a second video with the boy's actual voices. But, it is not certain that this will happen yet.

Person 1: OMG Have you seen this video called 'The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction' on youtube yet??
Person 2: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!? I have seen that video so much that I practically make up HALF of their views.
Person 1: Me too. That Mark Alan Parsons guy is a GENIUS. Oh, and what do you call a 2,000 pound spanish toilet??
Person 1&2 in harmony: EL TON JOHN!!!!!! :D
Person 3: You guys have lost your minds...

Person 1: Our minds have been gone. What rock have you been living under?!?!

by taytheketchuplover June 30, 2012