Clippy

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Dude i was trying to type a letter and got screwed by clippy.

by Clippy From Office January 25, 2017

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

chippy

A coaches reference for a girl, girlfriend, significant other, booty call, fun buddy, lover, slut, some random girl you might pick up on the street, or a hookup, during any sports season. These women are a male players weakness. Coaches tell their players to stay away from "chippies" during the sports season to get their minds focused on their desired sport. Coaches think that any contact (physical or not
) with "chippies" will send their players minds and bodies into a place where no player should go... where the coaches think this is.. who knows? Chippies are basically some girl a sports athletes may or may not hook up with or have sex with during their desired sports season.

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by frontier football 86 March 21, 2009

monday cuppy

The tournament of kings. It features a teuchter who indulges in beastiality, a keeper who has the same refereeing capability as a dead weasel and large amount of cursing.

'Fuck! That's a pen!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'

Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'

by Garry2 February 13, 2005

Chippy, chippies

A stuck-up, prissy, high-maintenance girl with no brains, and all boobs who all thoughtful, intelligent girls want to slap, because they are so damn clueless

"Look at that chick! What a chippy!" "Hey, do you think those chippies would care if I run them over...a lot?!?!"

by RA Rachel February 9, 2003

Cuppy

When someone "cups" their hand over their ass during flatulence, and then proceeds to stick the cupped hand over someone else's nose.

That cuppy was sick man.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

chippytits

extremely elongated sagging breasts, usually resting on the stomach.

that bird had the worst chippytits man.

by bob_dezon March 12, 2004