Chudster

A mammal that is over 324.68 lbs. No less, And may or may not be of human decent. Chudsters are often capable of leaving hot chuds whenever they become overfed

Man that's one massive chudster over there.

by Chuckyfungus July 1, 2018

chirstopher

He is the best person in the world. it feels like no matter what I do he will always love me . I love him so muchhh . he makes me happy. he is always there for me when I get hurt. he is an amazing person. all these girls like him but I don't care if he likes me or not I love him so much.

Chirstopher is the best person ever .<3

by someone 12371166 May 10, 2018

Chirst

Jesus Chirst...A misspelling on one of Mathias' shirts in which is ironic, because his shirt sais "School of Higher Learning".

Jesus chirst, this shirt has a mistake on it...awexome.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.

Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.

by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007

Chirstian

An unexplainable inability to use spell check.

Though we explained several times to Charles how to use spell check, it seems that he is Chirstian.

by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at April 4, 2015

chust

Short form of the expression "chip dust."
The crumbs usually found at the bottom of a bag of chips.

Jessie thought he had finished his chips, but to his delight he remembered there was still the chust to enjoy.

by Matthew L J October 8, 2007