Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010

churching

To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.

'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'

by Charon92 February 13, 2017

churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 07, 2017

The Church

If
The
Men
Find
Out
We
Can
Shapeshift
They’re
Going
To
Tell
The
Church

“IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH!!”

by AkariFromJapan January 31, 2023

church

Its where scared motherfuckers go...when they are intimidated and pray to god.. a song from ice cube too

Pussy ass bitch, why are you running? Go to fucking church!

by ©WhiteBoi September 09, 2006

churchs

places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.

im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.

by adammerf May 18, 2004

church

Something that is awesome or official or legit

Dude check out this watch i got on canal street!!
Thats church

by Dr. J bay bay December 13, 2007