Christen

Someone who likes to be a ruff ruff

That Christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children

by ruffruffchris April 18, 2010

born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010

chrystelica

1. The feeling of psychadelic euphoria one receives from getting drunk & high before they're of age (see chrysalis) in a Cadillac ridin dirty.
2. See psycho cunt.

1. Bro we is so f*ckn chrystelica dawg!
2. You better put that one to the side, she's totally chrystelica.

by white&nerdy October 14, 2006

christenn

The shortest loyal girl ever

Hey have u ever got a Christenn ?

by InTheBag March 14, 2017

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008