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Christ Punch

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.
Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.
by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011
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Christardation

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010
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christal

Is a beautiful charming princess. She blows the world away with her self confindence, and smile. Shes probably the smartest and most wisest person you'll ever meet.
"I Had a friend named christal once, and she was such a truthful friend. If only I didn't screw up, pur friendship would've lasted"
by Lifelineeeeee January 27, 2018
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Christele

The most gorgeous girl in the universe. Her lips are silk and her heart is as powerful as an ocean. Her compassion and affection are unparalleled while her own self image is humbling. She has an unnatural addiction to Sophia's Pancake house which is incredibly sexy. She loves staring into space, reading the Bible and working out when she needs alone time to gather her thoughts. Her favorite things are chocolate, fashion and cuddling with her big tiger boyfriend. She will stand up for her family, friends and faith, but most importantly herself. Dwight Howard and Bow Wow don't know what they're missing.
That is Christele over there, she's my girl forever.
by Tiger88 July 31, 2012
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Santa Christ

Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.

Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.

All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 3, 2010
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christacia

shes a unique girl with a unique name. an amazing , beautiful, and attractive gal. she's always the life of the party and never had a dull moment. she had a great sense of style and loves to show out.
everybody needs a Christacia in their lives
by ansbdjf January 19, 2017
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ChrisTDs

A bitch named Chris that takes more than 3 more shits everyday
That’s your 5th shit today I think you have ChrisTDs fucking fag
by Dr Biglet June 17, 2019
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