While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.
Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.
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Is a beautiful charming princess. She blows the world away with her self confindence, and smile. Shes probably the smartest and most wisest person you'll ever meet.
"I Had a friend named christal once, and she was such a truthful friend. If only I didn't screw up, pur friendship would've lasted"
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All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
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