To Chessnut

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".

I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!

by Wardje September 9, 2007

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011

Chess Incantation

The act of chanting, singing, recitation you make in the course of a chess game (usually in fun blitz chess and Bullet Chess Formats) just to motivate oneself to win.

John enjoys chess incantation when playing blitz chess.

Don't distract me with your chess incantation.

Chess Incantation spurs me to win more online chess games.

by FawolizzoChess April 10, 2020

Chess

A game that played by human, requires physical movement, it is a sport

Chess is a sport

by Chess is a sport February 14, 2019

alabama rules chess

A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.

John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.

by Drupt May 7, 2007

Chessa

Tessa Brooks and Chance Sutton... totally goals! the couple you want to be.

Person 1-dude do you see that couple over there?

Person 2- yea, what about them?
Person 1- they are totally a chessa

by yoey joey July 8, 2017

chess hustler

Chess player who hang out in parks, mainly in New York City, talk a ton of trash, some may cheat and may play for small amounts of money.

Be carefull with that chess hustler, he's a sly one.

by Iberia August 21, 2016