Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 1, 2022

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Choping

Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.

The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.

by Kuriologist June 17, 2018

Choking

The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.

Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.

by Fuckandydalton January 5, 2014

Chringe

Chringe (verb)
The proper response when a member of your team named Chris says something cringey

1a. Tay sportsballs
1b. I feel like Tim likes me so much that he just added me to UD
2a. Chringe...

by E.$$ March 21, 2019