Chode

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

by Big Man February 22, 2004

Chode

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

by Teniss April 21, 2007

Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 8, 2004

Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot August 1, 2010

Chode

Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."

Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!

by ADEEZY February 19, 2014

Chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)

Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

by SynchronisedFucktards April 24, 2007