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Texas Chili Bowl

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A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.
by rockybfdi March 9, 2024
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Amazonian Chili Bowl

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When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili
Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025
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Turd in the Chili Bowl

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(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
by theskymightfall March 21, 2010
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Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

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When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023
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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
by aq_ua March 29, 2021
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texas chile bowl

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When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
My cell phone bill is so big because of the Texas Chile Bowl.
by texas pete January 1, 2005
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Texas Chilli Bowl

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It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.
"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."
by Bazwalt April 29, 2006
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