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Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008
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chewin' cunt

Cunnilingus. Generally woman-on-woman.
"Marsha sure hangs out with that women's motorcycle club a lot nowadays."
"Yeah, but I think it's really just a cover for when they're all together chewin' cunt."
by ap000 May 13, 2010
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Chewins

Also known as a blowjob.
See, Slurpins, Chamins, CHONS, Yammins, Yams, Cocksmoking, Playing the skin flute, etc....

Can also be used as in singular form, i.e., "She will chew you up"
Dude, that skank is so gonna give me the chewins tonight.
by Skurp June 8, 2003
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chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.
Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!
by Blazeracer June 21, 2008
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chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.
Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.
by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007
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Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.
"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"
by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010
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