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cheetos

As in, "Did you see all the Cheetos at that Trump rally? All five of them?"
by Flying Thesaurus March 15, 2017
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Cheetos

1. a cheese flavored snack that is orange colored. Eaten.

2. a cheese flavored powder that is orange colored. Sniffed.

Not to be confused with Doritos, which are only compatible with the mexican nose. If you sniff Doritos, you're fucked. On the other hand, eating it is just fine.
1. Kid A - "Hey Jason, lets go to the 7/11 to get some cheetos"

Kid B - "That sounds like a great idea Sean! I just love those cheese flavored snacks that are orange colored."

2. Adult A - "Hey man, you wanna go get some cheetos?"

Adult B - "Dude, I heard that if you did cheetos at this campus you get kicked out! And besides, where are we gonna find a cheetos dealer?"

Adult A - "Whats life without a few risks? My cousin told me this great guy for cheetos. Lets go there this Saturday."

Adult B - "Cool man. I always wanted some of that cheese flavored powder that is orange colored!"

3. Chester Cheetah is a prominent figure in the cheetos sniffing market/industry. To date, he has sniffed 58.3 billion bags of cheetos.
by easydown January 26, 2011
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Chetoso

A stingy person, never kind, who only cares about himself. He usually does not return favors and takes advantage of those given by others.
"The day before yesterday we all offered a drink except for X who scrounged it from us" "Okay, obviously, X is a CHETOSO"
by Masson's on 3! August 27, 2023
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Cheetos

Cheese snacks that taste good but will give you the shits if you eat too many
These cheetos are so good!!! *4 hours later* Aww shit, my stomach is killing me!!!! Why the fuck did I eat that whole bag of cheetos?!?!?
by Robb19 November 28, 2016
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chemoslobby

Bro, I can't believe it . Becca the cancer girl just gave me a Chemoslobby!
by ChippyMcFatfuck December 28, 2016
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Chetister

Chetister. Typically used as a last name. Those who bear the Chetister name are big, strong, stubborn, sly, witty people. But in a family whose last name is Chetister there are as always the bad and good. The bad will seem like friendly, warm-hearted people but they are snakes in disguise trying to force things to be their way or the highway which is still their way. The bad try to be the dominant alpha only to lead to something wretched and horrid for they put their pride above all.
The good Chetisters, they are usually the black sheep, the misfits, the ones that never belonged truly. They are the ones that are filled with loyalty, justice, fairness, and love. These people could have nothing, starving, depressed, and ready to just die, but still try to help you in any way they can. They will open their homes and hearts to you if you treat them like a human being in the very least. The good ones are not stupid though, you will have to earn their trust if you want to be with them (platonically or romantically) for they've been burned, used, and thrown away to the point where they are broken. If you treat the good ones with decency and respect, they will do the same and so much more just in return. You could give one of them half your sandwich when they have no food and when they can they'll prepare you for a kings feast only to show you their appreciation over your simple act of kindness. So in the end there are two sides to the family of Chetisters so be careful
What the hell, Mary Chetister how could you do this?! We gave you everything and you betrayed us!

Person 1: "Oh hey it's Ariel Chetister! You know she's really cool, last year I talked to her when she was new and did'nt know anyone, and the nect day she came to school with a bag of cookies for me just for being nice to her."
Person 2: "Dude I know right, but last week this one dude acted really nice to her and then said 'Hey I was nice to you right, so do you wanna get together tonight and mess around?' and when she asked what did he mean by that he said 'I was nice to you, so you're gonna give me something back right? Well I wanna fuck.' after he finished she stood up and smiled at him. Then 'BAM' next thing we saw was him on the floor holding his nose while it bled. She bent over and told him 'No you're not gonna get anything, only those who are truly "nice" to me just because they're a good person and not out of a selfish and arrogant reason will get something because that's how it works jackass. You give good you get good, you give bad and well as you can see you get a bloody fucking nose. Now go away before I break somethibg else of yours starting from below the waist."
Person 1: "Dude..... I think I'm in love with her now. "
Person 2: "Same bro, same. "
by ViolentVioletJAC March 4, 2018
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Cheetos Hangover

Having a deadly hangover in the morning delivered from the universe typically through spicy cheetos chips that is consumed late at night
What a shitty morning! i am having the worst cheetos hangover.
by Yanni19 January 17, 2019
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