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Cheetos

A nickname for toes, especially ones that are long and sunburnt. Toes that are nasty, dirty, sweaty, sandy, or even clean. They usually contain Cheeto Dust and can contaminate anything they touch.
Bro, there’s sand in my Cheetos. Dude, get your nasty Cheetos away from my pillow.
by Ultimate_Angler_1 June 9, 2019
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Cheeto Ho

A girl who will suck a dick for a cheeto.
She was definently a cheeto ho when she took him to the back for "snacks".
by Al Punkin November 5, 2009
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Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.
He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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Cheetoflake

America's greatest snowflake, with his incredibly thin skin spray-tanned an unnatural, orange hue
Inexplicably, the Cheetoflake has the gall to call other people snowflakes, while he whines about being the most persecuted politician in history.
by wampa12 August 27, 2017
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Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural
Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!
by Cha0tic_Fire October 31, 2017
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cheetogangbang

cheetogangbang = when two or more pogger people be like "nerd" and you start crying
Example
Nerd:*blasts tiktok music in the background while in a dicord call and does not mute their mic*
Epic poggerman:"You a nerd."
Other epic poggerman: "true, he is in fact a nerd."
*Nerd starts crying*
Epic poggerman:"yooo, that nerd just got cheetogangbanged"
by PepsiCHEESE May 4, 2021
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Hot Cheeto Regret

When you eat hot cheetos and your poop becomes a red ,burning, and uncomfortable. Also can happen with Takis
Guy 1: Man, why were you in the bathroom for so long, where you fapping?

Guy 2: Nah dawg, nah, i had a bag of hot cheetos earlier-

Guy 1: Ahh, Hot Cheeto Regret?

Guy 2: Mmmm yup.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmcheese June 9, 2011
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