checking the queen

this is a direct synonym for female masturbation. The "queen" is said to be the clit. this is the sister definition to flogging the bishop

"are you kidding me ... ashley could never get laid... i am pretty sure she is at home right now checking the queen"

by AgentWar October 12, 2006

Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.

Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.

by S94Life December 6, 2017

cheezing

Sniffing male cat piss to trip balls.

Hey guys, let's go cheeze!
You wanna go cheezing later?
I'm cheezing my fucking brains out right now!

by KylevonKaiser April 9, 2008

checking under the hood

Slang - female masturbation. Hood being the clitoral hood.

After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.

by Droolcavity March 22, 2005

checking

talking about someone in a bad way

aye craig was checking dude about his shoes that shit was funny as hell

by bgizzle93 October 21, 2010

cheeking

The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.

Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.

Wow, Bill is hilarious.

by MerwinsWarf August 27, 2019

Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

by SamsLembas October 9, 2008