chapped cunt

generally referred to as a dried up nasty slut.

my sister is a chapped cunt

by justin c. b. May 23, 2006

chappy-doo

The chappy-doo is a basic defense mechanism used to combat SAS (Sweaty Ass Syndrome). The chappy-doo consists of a small amount of toilet paper, usually consisting of 2-3 squares, folded and wedged firmly into the butt cheeks. The purpose is to absorb excess crack sweat during especially warm days. The chappy-doo can reach capacity before the user is in a proper location to dispose of it. In this case, it is recommended the user walk with a wide stance and shake one or both legs during the steps. This technique, when successful, will send the chappy-doo down the pants leg and onto the ground. Practice this technique in your favorite retail store.

"Dude, I had to jettison the my chappy-doo in Wal-Mart today."

by F. Rollins July 16, 2008

crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

Samir la chapu

The act of chimating the pusation.

SAMIR LA CHAPU! asdf;lasdjf;laksjf;

by Drowned July 31, 2003

Chappal

An Indian/ South Asian parents weapon. Also known as a sandal.

"Yo bro, can you come to the party Saturday night?"
"No, I have a lot of homework."
"Can you sneak out?"
"Last time I did that I got beat with the chappal so badly that I still have scars."

by rararararararararararararara May 7, 2020

Chappal

1) Chappal is a type of leather sandal used in Asian countries

2) It also doubles as the go-to weapon for asian parents to discipline their child if they are being insubordinate

Example-

Boy- "But Mommy! i want that toy!!!"
Mom- (Weilds chappal in hand)
Kid- "Forgive me my dear mother, I have now realized that i made a mistake, Please have mercy on your dear beautiful boy."

by SassySumeet414 December 9, 2022