Castle Penis

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

castle plundar

(n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.


Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats

Caves in afghanistan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

castle gazer

A male who peeks at another males genitals.

"Dude, I was in the can during intermission and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total CASTLE GAZER!"

by bryska July 16, 2008

castle hasslin'

the largest possible scale of hasslin'.

friend mad at you for smoking too much weed
reply: you're castle hasslin' man

example 2: this site is hasslin' my castle because i have to put commas between the tag words

by Courtney Breanne February 21, 2008

Castle Black

Crack house in Kensington where Munson used to turn tricks to help pay for his fantasy baseball and football debts.

Let's head over to Castle Black to get our dicks sucked for cheap by the Munson

by Joey Joe Joe Sham Sham September 20, 2011

castle barricade

The second most annoying thing for the attacking team in Rainbow six: Siege. The first being the spawn peeker.

WHY DOES TAKE SO LONG TO DESTROY A CASTLE BARRICADE

by MERC907 January 28, 2018

Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

by VGK June 10, 2018