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Carny Fucked

A really rough fuck.

Originating from when a band of carnys decide to all chip in and fuck the local carny slut. True to form everything carnys do is dodgy and hardcore, as the fuck is.

Badly fucked.
Speaker: Yo Bob I heard the bank really fucked you over.

Bob: I didn't get fucked, I got carny fucked!
by Chick Chick Boom October 7, 2009
mugGet the Carny Fuckedmug.

carni whore

A female that is a walking freak show. Usually has a plethora of tattoos & body mutilations such as chopped, dyed hair & piercings. In ye days of olde, you would pay money at the carnival to gawk at & shame this train wreck (after waltzing by the elephant man). Usually embraced these days as feminist individuality, those in the know will still recognize carnival whores as bargain bin pussy to be avoided.
"Did you see the quotes of wisdom on that carni whore's wrist? Yeah, in cursive and about some sinnner's past. Real original."
by bucknasty43 July 6, 2015
mugGet the carni whoremug.

carny fingernails

While working a manual labor job, you end up having a copious amount of dirt and foreign particles caked under your finger nails. Making you appear unclean and lecherous. Can also be in conjunction with "carny arms."
While making pizza all day, I ended up having some gross carny fingernails from grabbing cheese and pepperoni with my hands.

Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"
by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010
mugGet the carny fingernailsmug.

stoning the carnie

Last night me and my girl stoned the carnie til noon
by stone philips May 17, 2004
mugGet the stoning the carniemug.

Indian Cook Carnie Style

The act of one rubbing anothers penis in the form on an indian burn as if his penis is at hot dog at a carnival.
Hey brocacho i will indian cook carnie style if i have to?
by The King of Ass May 21, 2011
mugGet the Indian Cook Carnie Stylemug.

carnie

1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021
mugGet the carniemug.

Carny

This Carny is running the Zipper.
by Lit Soy July 6, 2016
mugGet the Carnymug.

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