When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".
"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"
"Dude, really!?"
"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."
"Dude, really!?"
"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."
by Supermanz34 October 22, 2014
Get the Caramel Dumplingsmug. a) Hey pedro, did you talk with Samantha and Jessica last night???
b) We did more than talk, we had a caramel swirl!
a) Lucky pedro!!!
b) We did more than talk, we had a caramel swirl!
a) Lucky pedro!!!
by Truckdaddy January 31, 2017
Get the caramel swirlmug. Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!
Guy two: I agree completely!!
Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
Guy two: I agree completely!!
Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
by Shoopiewaa March 1, 2012
Get the Garbing the Caramelmug. by alitiswas January 19, 2009
Get the strawberry caramelmug. by Game the f over September 5, 2011
Get the Caramel applemug. by emsox January 17, 2004
Get the Caramel deLitesmug. Pouring caramel topping all over someone's penis and then performing oral sex on them. The taste in your mouth after they jizz? Salted caramel.
by Tiny Deer August 21, 2013
Get the Salted Caramelmug.