A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg August 6, 2012
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Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
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A beauty in Scarborough,Ontario who is known for partaking in the full send. Patty cane is known for gurksing mandem on the ice for the Leaside flames. If you ever show up to his house be ready to hack bare darts.
by Monsterman89 November 15, 2018
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Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019
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Traditional way to swear against god, quite common in the north-northeast of Italy.
Literally it means "god is a dog", or "dog god".
It's said that this ancient expression was discovered hundreds years ago in the big venetian province of Bojon, the day that someone pronounced the words: "Veo juro, el xe un càn, eo gò sentìo sbajare"! (I swear, he is a dog! I heard him barking!)
Literally it means "god is a dog", or "dog god".
It's said that this ancient expression was discovered hundreds years ago in the big venetian province of Bojon, the day that someone pronounced the words: "Veo juro, el xe un càn, eo gò sentìo sbajare"! (I swear, he is a dog! I heard him barking!)
Ma ghea moìto, dio cane?
(would you please be so kind to stop to tease me?)
Ecco, DIO CANE, varda! desso teo ghè roto!
(You should have read the user manual, now you've broken it)
Ma no, dio cane, NO DIO CAN, ste robe no ah!
(It's nice, but I would have done it in another way)
Ciò, dio cane! Vara dove che te meti i piè!
(Mind the gap)
Vorìsito dire che so drio contàrte na baea, dio cane?
(I swear it's true!)
Porco dio cane, verxi sto casso de cesso che so drio cagàrme dosso!
(I need to wash my hands)
(would you please be so kind to stop to tease me?)
Ecco, DIO CANE, varda! desso teo ghè roto!
(You should have read the user manual, now you've broken it)
Ma no, dio cane, NO DIO CAN, ste robe no ah!
(It's nice, but I would have done it in another way)
Ciò, dio cane! Vara dove che te meti i piè!
(Mind the gap)
Vorìsito dire che so drio contàrte na baea, dio cane?
(I swear it's true!)
Porco dio cane, verxi sto casso de cesso che so drio cagàrme dosso!
(I need to wash my hands)
by trixtan January 27, 2010
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