social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.
I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.
by Ferdie Birdie March 06, 2018
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vultARGH capitalists!

vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.
"vultARGH capitalists!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 09, 2013
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Anarcho Capitalist

A synonym for the phrase "I'm under the age of 15"
12 year old: I am an anarcho capitalist
Me: So you're under the age of 15?
by nobruhwhy April 17, 2023
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Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.
Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
by EddieBrock5 September 02, 2023
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Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market
When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists
by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018
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vibe capitalist

1. An investor that invests on/in vibes;

2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);

Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock
A vibe capitalist knows the '...importance of vibes as a counterweight to the algorithms that mediate so much of what constitutes life today.' -Geoff Lewis
by zachstarzen2021 November 08, 2021
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 04, 2024
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