cachetes

a girl having chubby cheeks, either on her face or her butt.

look at those cachetes!

by that411 November 22, 2019

Nut Caped

To rape someone by fiercely and brutally twist to pairs of male testicals together.

Dude, you just got Nut caped

While playing dead space:OMG I ALMOST GOT NUTCAPED

by MENINDANUTSOHARDANALLY October 29, 2009

Beaner Cape

When a mexican wheres a plaid / flannel shirt with only the collar button buttoned up and the rest of the buttons swaying freely (like a cape). It is a common style for most mexicans.

Walkin down the street, 40 and blunt in my hand, Beaner cape on my chest.

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

Red Capes

The occasionally unnamed Knights of Camelot on the BBC show Merlin. So named because of their billowing red capes, and their propensity to die in every confrontation, like the Red Shirts from the original Star Trek series.

Person 1: These Red Capes aren't very good at being knights.
Person 2: That's because they're expendable.

by melancholydane December 6, 2010

sailing around the cape

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a female partner by starting at the clitoris then slowly working the tongue completely around to end up on the anus.

My boyfriend munched my rug so passionately last night and even licked me from my clitoris all the way to my asshole. I just LOVE it when he goes sailing around the cape!

by Haley Mills February 13, 2009

Collegiate A Cappella

Music done by college students involving only voices and no instruments. Usually sounds stupid and worse than the original hits because the performers are drunk and care more about getting laid. There are some good groups, but mostly just a soloist sucking and the rest of the group going "doo-doo."

Kayne West: Yo Off the Beat, I'm really happy for you guys, and I'm gonna let you finish, but the original artists had better versions of the songs you covered.

Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues

Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.

by MusicLover4life December 14, 2009

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.

CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”

by Throwawayurbandictionary July 2, 2021