cajones

Spanish for "drawers" (as in, the kind in a dresser or desk). This word is often confused by non-Spanish speakers with cojones (note the different vowel sound), which is Spanish slang for balls, but they are in fact two very different words.

Venta de escritorio con dos cajones (Desk for sale, with two drawers).

by duder November 16, 2004

cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks

John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper

by Dock master69 December 19, 2020

Wank cannon

A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.

Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.

by vValentine February 4, 2010

Swag Cannon

An expression used to describe an individual that is extremely well-dressed, or has a ludicrous amount of swag.

"Man, he's so well-dressed today it's as if someone fired a swag cannon at him."

by JustinSxE December 17, 2011

Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

E-mail Cannon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011