That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.
neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
by Your local canner August 01, 2011
A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.
Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.
***Praise be the can***
Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.
***Praise be the can***
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