Offline camo

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo

I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo

by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

Camel cameo

The unfortunate, yet fortunate occasion when one's Vagina is showing. Camel toe pussy

OH MY GOD did you see Becky's Camel cameo!! That thing has been out in the sun way too long. It looks like a sun dried tomato.

by Dr_Funtimes December 31, 2018

Mexican Camcorder

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Cammered

When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?

Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!

by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010

Camo toe

Stemming from camel toe, a phenomenon whereby an overweight female crams herself into camouflaged pants in an attempt to downsize her ass, not realizing that she's made clear to those around her the size, shape, and relative sloppiness of her pussy.

Person 1: Think Jasmine's losing some of her ass?
Person 2: I don't know, I can't stop staring at her camo toe.

by The right to bare arms December 6, 2006

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011

Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.

I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.

by anono85 May 14, 2011