Cambridge University 

Second best university in the world, following Harvard. Second best university in the United Kingdom, trailing Oxford. And forever will it be second best.

Boyfriend: You're beautiful. Very beautiful. But I'm looking for a Harvard, you know?
Girlfriend: Excuse me!?
Boyfriend: You see, you're just a Cambridge.
Girlfriend: Cambridge -- Cambridge University?
Boyfriend: Yeah. You see, Britney is an Oxford. You're just not there yet.

Cambridge University by revolting elitist January 31, 2010

Cambridge United 

Worst football team ever.

Cheer up .... .....
Surar, it's those cambridge bastards and a shit football team.

Cambridge United by Samus Muscious October 7, 2004

Cambridge Comma

A comma used incorrectly based on an incorrect understanding of how commas work. Commonly found wherever someone might breathe for emphasis when reading the sentence.

This, is an example of a Cambridge comma.

Cambridge Comma by onneb April 14, 2019

Cambridge, NY

95% Douchebags, 1% Cool People, 1% Hot People, 1% Average People, 1% Orange and Black, 1% Fake Gangsters. Oh lord Cambridge sucks more then Hoosick Falls.

Kid 1: Imma Stab You
Kid 2: Bitch This Ain't Cambridge, NY

Cambridge, NY by MayhamMonsterz January 10, 2017

cambridge university netball team 

It an acronym for cunt. It's like you are calling them a cunt

You play for the Cambridge University Netball team

Fuck off you gay Cunt

cambridge university netball team by OWWWP August 1, 2018

Cambridge Dictionary 

A dictionary is traditional but is becoming more like the urban dictionary when the British council cannot handle the misuse of their so-called "words." Many people think that they are taking the lead in defining words, but more and more of the words used on the internet are becoming their definitions.

3yrs old: "Mom, a dude just called me a noob in Fortnite!, can you look it up in the Cambridge dictionary?"
Milf: "Is it the word that the neighbor's kids have been calling me on the chat? I'm pretty sure they don't have it."
3yr old: "But it says here that i'm someone who just started playing Fortnite, but i have played it for 2 years!!"

Cambridge Dictionary by Constelation Wild Horny Dog July 10, 2021

Cambridge Dictionary 

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

Cambridge Dictionary by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018