A Cam

Verb.

To have have a Cam is to sexually become involved in a gothic threesome; preferably near lakes and logs, or on top of the chair of doom. It has been said that if you look between your legs you see Maura.

Kevin: Ahhhhh!
Maura: Ohhhhh!
Cameron: Kev, stop trying to rape Maura!
Kevin: Yeah fuck raping her! Let's have a Cam!
Maura: = *strips*
Cameron: = *whips out 2 inch cock*
Kev: Ahahaha look at Cam!
Cameron: -.-

*All engage in threesome*
*Beep sound*

Ant: Shit! It's the pigs!
Pigs: STOP!

*Psycho poodle jumps out and eats everyone while old fat guy sits back and watches in awe*

by Rf3mZ September 11, 2007

cam

someone who is a total pervert that preys on little girls that live in completely other states, will date anything with a vagina, including and especially your ex fat and ugly, and is hated by everyone.

guy 1: dude, you know that guy john? he went after this super ugly chick that lives in like arizona or something!!

guy 2: dude, hes such a cam.

by chicbearsfn March 3, 2009

Camming

Cruising in your Camaro.

The Chevy Camaro is coming back. Soon I'll be able to do my Camming in a brand new car!

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

cam cam

Someone who doesn’t learn from their mistakes

Dang they did it again? Wow they really are a cam cam

by It’s not what you think!!!! October 28, 2018

Cammed

When you are so whipped over a girl that you call her 50 times a day, text her non-stop, and even resort to sending emails when you get blocked from her phone.

Oh man that guy is whipped over you.

Yeah hes called me like 30 times today i think im being cammed.

by MDG4 June 24, 2015

cam

slang for crusty ass muncher

crusty ass muncher cam is loved by many for her disgusting fading tatooed like a slut eyebrows and douching on tha daily

by accidental creation March 8, 2008

Camming

To leave work early, especially on a Friday, for activities such as golf or drinking.

"This week has been brutal. I am camming out of here on Friday."

by Kevin Essington August 5, 2008