Calorie Cashing

when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.

“I’m so poor I’ve been calorie cashing all week”

by Anne Spank February 5, 2019

calories

Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.

She went on a diet because she had too many calories

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

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by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. March 18, 2021

Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.

Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting

by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021

calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

by anonymous April 29, 2022

calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"

by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022