callum

tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy

guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah

by Dragongirl15 July 21, 2010

Callum

Callum is pedophile bait. He’s got so many qualities and has been brought up guliable so he will go in any van for sweeties

“Did you hear about callum? He was snatched. He’s such pedo bait”

“Stay away from that callum kid he’s such pedo bait”

by Lolurite July 28, 2018

Callum

very rich kid. has a nice dog. good at fortnite. warriors fan

damn look at that callum

by 6ix9ine+warriors superfan September 11, 2018

Callum

Callum is a tiny boy with tiny hands that can fit in a Fallopian tube.

He's tiny, his hands are Callum sized.

by Feedmethechicken123 January 23, 2017

Callum

one big fat boi who challenges everyone to a fight and always breaks a metal fence in the process

hey you see that man there , he is a callum,

ohi see what you mean!!

by rubikboi19 May 07, 2019

Callum

Callum is a respectful, funny and lovely dude. He will make you feel like a princess, but you also gotta make him feel like one. He is a sensitive croc who enjoys watching shows with his girlfriend, and playing DnD with his friends. He has a small dog/rat and the cutest spider hands.

Look at this Callum, he's so cute!

This guy is a real Callum, he always tries his best.

by hotpotatochip May 14, 2020

Callum

Callum also called calcium is so fat with one cell brain. He reminds me of the password 1234 too weak

hello callum

by Yayajbjddig May 02, 2023