calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

Calzoner

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.

Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.

by Zach31 May 17, 2018

Loon Calling

The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."

So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.

by LoonCaller August 30, 2009

Stop Calling Me A Homo

Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.

Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!

by Checkin Teh Noobles October 30, 2012

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.

Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍

by TigreZaddz January 7, 2023

calling off

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

by wankels June 30, 2011