Frank Caliendo

The best and funniest impressions EVER. He is exellent at improv and impressions. Frank used to be on a WB show called "Hype", he has been on many talk show radio stations, he has toured doing stand-up (no to mention his own special on Comedy Central), and is now a MADtv castmember!
This guy just makes you laugh,,, wherever he is, whatever he's doing. F.C. is da man.

As John Madden: Now h-here-he-he-heres-he-heres a guy who who when he puts his contacts on he can see better.

Seinfeld on Drugs: My fingers, they're little people! Theres little people on my fingers!

etc.

by Dani-MADtvfan August 5, 2004

calice

The most Loyal Amazing Loving Person you could ever meet.if you were to get a calice u need to keep them because they will love you till the end of the world. They would never stop loving you and will never let you be sad

I wish i could have a Calice

by Co0nNi99a September 15, 2019

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

caleesa

Caleesa is a beautiful, geougeous person she usually has a best friend named Taylor. She is very athletic, she is a very loyal girlfriend, but if you treat her right she will treat you right back, but if other wise there will be for a flying.

I love Caleesa so much can't wait to meet her again

by Venelope January 27, 2018

CaliGentleman

He is a man of mythic proportions, only few are destined to acquire such a majestic status. Legend has it that the caligentleman can win any debate by simply saying "ha ha me bro". There is no limit to what a caligentleman can accomplish from dancing bachata to driving on the nurenburger.

"Now thats a real mustang"- UV Rays
"ha ha me bro"- The CaliGentleman

by Puro Pinche Party June 23, 2018

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019