Calgoo

Calgoo is a Java-based cross-platform desktop calendar application for Google Calendar that runs on MS Windows, Linux and Mac offered by Time Search Inc. It coordinates MS Outlook, iCal and Google Calendars, allowing users to aggregate, display and organize the events into one calendar view. Calgoo works online and offline. Changes are automatically synchronized with other calendars the next time the user is connected to the Internet.

use Calgoo, share Calgoo, synchronize Calgoo, manage your schedule with Calgoo

by Reca Aline June 17, 2007

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

calgoat

A hot goat that is always red because of heat.

look at that calgoat it is so red

by Aquapig April 9, 2015

caljon

A caljon is typically a subspecies of the Blatella germanica or the German cockroach. It is known for it's inferior brain in comparison to the regular cockroach, it's crippled style of walking and his regular energy-boosts which may result in pathetic behaviour.

During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.

He's a real caljon there.
Hey Caljone! Don't you know your loco ?

by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

calzone

A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.

The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.

by DBruch October 30, 2010

Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007

Mexican Calzone

A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.

I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.

by The Fourth Holes April 20, 2011