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calculator

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?
by örsh October 8, 2003
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fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.
That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.
by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008
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calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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calculater

Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).
a) gtg ttyl
b) calculater
by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007
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seville calculator

A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.
by factsarenotforhuns December 20, 2007
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Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.
I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...
by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017
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