Calculator

Code word for phone

Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”

by brookemt057 March 27, 2019

cacophony

That one word Dimentio says in the Man On The Internet original piece "The Ultimate World Spun" that sounds really cool.

We perform, we rewrite the norm
And still are entertaining
Cacophony of circus horns
Proclaim your life is draining!

by carsonisgod April 13, 2020

cacon

A Bully

Your being really mean Cacon

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

Calc Denier

Someone in the minecraft speedrunning community who believes that the use of calculators during runs should be banned.

Jonathan: Did you hear that Sam uses calculators in his runs now? What a shame.

Davy: Don’t be a calc denier, let him do what he wants.

by BobbyRenzobbi June 6, 2022

Calculated

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

by JC47 September 26, 2023

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

cacoila

the best food in the whole world. a Portuguese food made from pulled pork, vinegar, garlic, and whatever the hell else you feel like throwing in. you can buy it at Shaw's, some restaurants, and various festivals around South coast Massachusetts. I suggest you try it. it will be the best thing you ever digest.

damn, this cacoila completes my life.

by uh_oh July 6, 2008