Cala

when youre on the cala youre on the eets - getting lit with the adlays.

enjoying a decadent calamari.

lads im on the cala tonight

by eshpiglad July 12, 2021

Cacaritis

'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.

Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.

1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca

These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.

Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA

Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.

by KyokosGlovez October 14, 2021

cafarteria

Cafarteria is the act of many people farting at the same time in the same general area.

Every time I go to their house to video game it turns into a cafarteria and we have to turn the fans on and open the window.

by Kirmac February 1, 2022

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Aydan Calafiore

An Australian artist who started on the Voice. He was on Joe Jonas’s team and ranked top 4.

He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.

When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.

Aydan Calafiore won’t like my instagram post.

Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.

Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!

by Whydontweboi August 24, 2018

Anthony Calagna

The sexiest man alive. Such a big dick he has. He loves to have a good time in the bed. He’s the funniest person you will ever meet. Likes to fuck men on his free time. The person he’s nearest to is gonna have to suck his dick.

Did u guys hear of the new guy anthony calagna he’s such a twink.

by bigdaddyhoe January 6, 2021

Calabasas

refuge for nouveau riche douchebags fleeing the LA Unified School District - typically insurance salesmen or personal injury attorneys or some other self-motivated, uneducated tasteless buffoons

that hondler is so Calabasas. She furnished her house with everything that the designer could unload on her, and was crowing about what a deal she got, even though anyone else could see they unloaded crap on her.
He was a typical Calabasas resident - short, pushy, with kids who could do no wrong.
A typical Calabasas kid has all the toys and none of the integrity of an average middle-American citizen.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006