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Jim Carney

He was born James Eugene Carrey on the 17th of January, 1962, in Newmarket, Ontario (it's worth noting that both of America's biggest comic film stars - Carrey and Mike Myers - are Canadian). Newmarket was a neat and easy-going town just to the north of Toronto, and it was here that Carrey spent his early years with his three older siblings - Pat, John and Rita - and parents Percy and Kathleen. Kathleen suffered depression and was often chronically sick with illnesses both real and imagined. Percy, sharp-witted and highly amusing, was formerly a sax player in a big band, but had sold his sax and his dreams to take a job as an accountant. His wife's father habitually referred to him as "Loser", easily done as Percy was extremely mild-mannered. Indeed, Jim would later model The Mask's Stanley Ipkiss on him
1. who would you like to play the joker in the next batman film?

2. you know, that one that played the riddler. Jim Carney
by Phil Atkinson November 10, 2008
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John Carney

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.
(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.
by d-Mack April 16, 2006
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Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School

A high school in the city of Port Coquitlam, Canada, with many students and a lot of teachers. This school os very cool and many people will go to the school, the teachers are nice
Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School has a student called sunnygong
by Ozymandias gong January 27, 2022
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Patrick Carney

The drummer for the blues-rock duo The Black Keys. Carney's drumming style is heavily influenced by John Bonham, playing lots of snare-bass fills and utilizing very musical tom patterns. He is a very creative but not overly skilled drummer. A solid player.
by Bonzo, King of Drums January 3, 2009
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Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
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Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.
“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
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Cogney

Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.
by Somewhat Schizo June 26, 2023
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