cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016

Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.

Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.

by Blue01 March 11, 2017

cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

Cactush

Cactush: The condition of a person who has new pubic hair growth on her genitals and is prickly and uncomfortable for her partner.

“Honey you need to shave, your Cactush is a little rough on me.”

by Tjeh69 April 16, 2018

cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth June 4, 2018

Cactus Subtweet

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.

Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand

by ZiggitZaggle October 15, 2021

Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.

Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."

by Clich January 19, 2014