While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
Get the Nut Custardmug. 1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Get the Tubby Custardmug. by peagoose June 10, 2007
Get the Custard Musketmug. by The Drizzle January 25, 2005
Get the custard chuckermug. by Sando48 August 31, 2018
Get the Jungle Custardmug. Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.
The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.
The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009
Get the Custard Troutmug. by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018
Get the Custard picklemug.