Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.

“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”

by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowning

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.

The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.

My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.

I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.

by BottledAss February 11, 2024

Crowning

Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal

Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Crowning

A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.

Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning

by Chabigail Dookiefarts June 22, 2024

croading

Croading is pinching Ur nipples so hard u Bust

Would you like to croad today
I have been croading all night
kom we gaan croaden

by Tunkmaster April 2, 2025