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Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019
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Crap Coaster

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
by MrMeek September 15, 2009
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Moral compass

Term referring to the inner feeling someone gets when deciding whether or not something is right or wrong.
Our moral compass is far different.
by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015
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coast is clear

"The coast is clear" is said when it has been determined that it is now safe to proceed; that there are no obstacles or witnesses to what one is about to do.
"The coast is clear", he thought as he watched his lover's husband drive away from the house.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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Coastal

When pronounced with an elonagted 'a' in the finaly syllabul, "coastal" becomes an extremely positive and complemtary adjective, with its usage somewhat like that of "safe".
"You Going to SE1 tonight bbz?"
"Yaaaah ,totally, wow, it's gonna be total coastal yah"
by South London Boy February 13, 2009
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West Coast Sindhi

The tightest form of human known to man. You will find these people in the great California Republic; residing in advanced cities like big bad Los Angeles; and throwing up westside signs and saying “fa sho” wherever they go.

History:
Originally from the west side of India, these refugees looked on the map, said let's go some place that's warm year round; where people look as good as us; and where there are things to do indoor and outdoor, night and day.

They said, let's not be confined to a place where they have to keep bars open after 2am because it’s so damn cold and there's nothing to do during the day; let's go to a place where people are open-minded and realize Johnnie Walker Black Label is not the only alcohol available - that a real scotch connoisseur will tell you a single malt is true to the grain and that blended malts are merely a combination of leftovers for those with unrefined pallets; let us not use abrasive words and phrases like "that's hot", "kid", "son", "pre-game", "what it do"; let's not talk in weird accents that make words like "coffee" sound like "cawf-fee ”.

They said, let’s not travel underground and instead enjoy the sunlight and that while the sun may rise in the east, it always sets in the west.

They said to themselves - we are Sindhi, let us be tight, let us be from Cali. WESTSIDE.
West Coast Sindhis will be at YSA.
by Mr. Westside March 10, 2009
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West Coastin

West Coastin is when you are hanging out drinking and smoking with a group of people. Either in someone's yard or a public park
Hey man come on through we just west coastin over here
by DJ NickatNight September 27, 2004
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