Conflict

I would destroy you... And not in a sexual way, like, on any topic.

Hym "I do enjoy some conflict. You know my terms. Or, you should- I mean, I'm pretty explicit about everything. And you could save a child's life!"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.

I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019

The Family Guy Conflict

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023

conflicteering

Various tactics often used in a protection racket, by legal pros, corporate risk management, and the intelligence community, which are intended to draw enemy targets in to conflict generally, including (especially) conflicting interests.

I'll hire a prostitute to seduce a married target or his spouse, conflicteering him into a fight with his neighbors boss or land lord.

by sage wind October 28, 2021

Conflicted Swallow

When you gag slightly while drinking a liquid

Howard make me conflicted swallow when he told that racist joke, i ethier had to keep drinking or give up the ghost

by Dugger nugger March 2, 2022

Hyper conflict

a scene or event with an excessive amount of combat with childish or simplified mechanics with clustered combatants in close to mediumly close proximity to other non friendly combatants

halbert - "wow this 1529 oil painting depicting The Battle of Alexander at Issus has a real hyper conflict going on huh james"
James - "this is why your girlfriend left you"

by the F.D.A November 21, 2024

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025