coldslaw

See 'Coldsore' and 'coleslaw'and 'herpes'. Slang for a juicy coldsore which looks like the unfortunate wearer has left some coleslaw on their lip.

1: "Excuse me, you have some coleslaw on your lip"
2: "oh no, that's just Dave, my coldsore"
1: "or coldslaw"
Both: "ha, ha, ha"

by Sam666 December 29, 2006

Sliding that Cole Slaw

To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.

Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.

Why?

Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.

Thats fucked up dude!

by Prblysolid April 19, 2011

cole slaw

the lettuce no one wants dipped in mayonnaise

Kristen: This cole slaw is terrible.
Rachel: Well, duhh cause its made out of mayonnaise and what no one wants.

by maxandermas October 23, 2011

coleslawing

when two people of the opposite gender spoon in a pit of mud while smoking Cuban cigars.

My mom walked in on me and Francesco while we were coleslawing last night...

by muppetchild January 8, 2008

credit card in the cole slaw

anything that verticaly hurt'z ur mantality (coleslaw)
Meaning a sobing wet vagine (with a hint of man sauce)

dude u totaly got credit card in the cole slaw

by corey,david,ben,lane,steven June 27, 2006

Coleslawg

It’s like dawg but instead it’s coleslaw.

Person 1: Yo what’s up Coleslawg?
Person 2: Nothing much what’s up with you?

by The coleslawger April 30, 2025

Coleslawg

Neopronoun used to identify cool and awesome people who are super funny and the best ever.

Someone a: yooo coleslawgs here
Someone b: Using coleslawg as a pronoun is CRAZY
Coleslawg: no, thats me!! Im here!!
Someome b: omg wait coleslawg is so cool

by Joapcoaploap May 13, 2025