Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.

ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts

by Elevator July 29, 2007

Facebook Chat CockBlock

When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.

"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"

"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"

by Touzinsky December 3, 2009

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.

Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."

by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010

cockblockstress

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress

by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009