Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle

When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!

by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008

Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.

A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010

Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining

Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip

by stm2000 February 6, 2010

Clutch

Clutch; - Perfect, Exactly what is needed, (also used like "score" or "awesome", as an exclamation.)

ie; "Thank god there is a gas station right there, were almost on empty bro"

"Clutch!"

ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"

by JustinOBuchanan March 21, 2014

Block Clutch

A block clutch is used in Minecraft PVP as a way to save yourself from falling in the void! You can block clutch by angling your direction down and placing a block between you and the void! NOTE: you must be hit by another player for this to be a block clutch and not a block placement. There are several variants of block clutches, single extensions (1 block placed to save yourself), double extension (2 blocks placed horizontally to save yourself), and so on. NOTE: for a block clutch to be over 2 extensions, you have to land on the last block placed in order for it to be considered a clutch! If a player is hit by another player and lands on solid land before placing blocks, this is NOT considered a clutch due to the fact that the player would have survived even if they hadn't placed blocks. Some content creators believe they made a clutch but if their clutches follow these guide lines then their legit!!!

“Omg i just double extension block clutched!”

by MineProWes December 8, 2019

double clutch

Driving in any forward gear, the clutch is depressed, shifted into neutral, clutch is released, engine is revmatched apropriatly in neutral for the desired speed, than the clutch is depressed again and shifted into the desired gear to syncronise the speed of the tires with the speed of the transmission.
common with semi-trucks with a manual transmission lacking syncronisers.

my syncros were so shot that i had to double clutch just to shift into 3rd gear.

the trucker double clutched while upshifting as he accelerating onto the freeway.

by Brendan p D November 16, 2006

cLutch EH

cLutch EH

The gamertag and alias of the professional Call of Duty 4 (Xbox 360) player, Marvin Sanchez, from Ontario Canada.

cLutch is know best for his abilities with an M16 and, incidentally, his envied ability to overcome clutch situations. He envied for his consistent ability to out position his opponents.

He currently competes in Major League Gaming's online COD4 Pro Circuit Ladder. In 2008 he received a minor sponsorship deal from Red Bull Canada, but has since lost it after taking a 3 month hiatus from competition in spring of 2009.

He currently balances gaming and a Multimedia Design course at Fanshawe College.

cLutch EH has one of the best M16 shots you'll see on the Pro Circuit.

by KevFar June 26, 2009