clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Clenching

The act of sneaking contraband in to jail by shoving it up your anus/vagina and tightening up your rectal/vaginal muscles

He was caught clenching some cocaine by the guards while being searched

by KittKatt420 May 6, 2021

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit

Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

2 guys clenching their fist

It means both men like to have cum on their faces on a daily basis

2 guys clenching their fist

by Huang222773 May 6, 2022