After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 08, 2021
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 08, 2021
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 08, 2021
When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
When a British person either
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
by TheSnazzyJacket March 05, 2021
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 03, 2012