Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.

IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!

by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty

Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken

by Panda lane September 20, 2017

booze cleanse

Similar to Juice Cleanse but with alcohol, drank to the point where all previously eaten meals are vomited out of the body, thus cleansing it. Usually conducted during the weekend or, occasionally, during a family reunion.

Man, i guess i got too much turkey.. Might as well just booze cleanse til dessert arrives.

by vlsn September 28, 2017

emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017

Gender Cleansing

Killing all of one gender, basically ethnic cleansing but instead you kill a certain gender instead of a certain ethnicity.

Hey Christine do you want to go kill all men?
Of course I would love to go commit some gender cleansing Jessica.

by TS9474 December 5, 2017