clean

A person or thing that is any or all of the following: retarding, stupid, annoying, emo, gothic, a bitch, a fucker, dumb, sucks, or pretty much anything that is bad and used to describe someone that you hate.

I can't stand those fuckin cleans, they piss me off.

I wish all the cleans would just kill themselves.

If i were a clean i would jump off a bridge.

"I lost my wallet and it had a ton of money in it" (response) "thats clean"

by *M3* March 2, 2009

Cleaning

Code name for minors when smoking

Wanna go cleaning?

yea sure we'll go fishing for them first

by S.J.m.om June 18, 2008

cleaning

Pissing on something

"Hey Vicky, if you put onions in my room I'm going to start cleaning your room!"

by Harveymantes June 20, 2004

cleaning

To masturbate in your room 7 times and eat a whole block of cheese.

Just got some cleaning and shit to do around here.

by ComeOutForBeer October 12, 2017

cleaning

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

I just went cleaning in those stores and got sweatshirts and hats for free.

by steven carlson December 7, 2007

Whiz Clean

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!

Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!

by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010

Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

by new guy 101 April 20, 2020