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An unattractive smooth talking man with a smaller than average penis that still manages to miraculously pull several women at once. Can be found hanging out at Chili's, dodging child support, and wherever female FedEx workers hang out.
"How did *he* get *her*?"
"I don't know, man! I saw him with another girl yesterday too- that guy is such a Clayton!"
Clayton by NotTheOtherChick October 10, 2019
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ewww there's Clayton. He's a pussy
Clayton by truth speaks June 7, 2018
A snake of a boy with a stupid hair cut that makes him look like a mushroom. He feeds on the hearts of his past friends before casting them aside to the hounds. If you know a Clay KEEP. YOUR. DISTANCE.
Oh god don’t invite Clayton, bloody fungi looking bitch.”
Clayton by D3RRI September 15, 2018
A fucking fuck boy who sends the other girls nudes and doesn’t really give a shit about his girlfriend and who has a little tiny fucking penis and when you’re having sex with him it feels like a bag of bones on top of you and Who had a weird fetish with fucking dinosaurs so go fuck your dinosaur so Clayton
A fucking fuck boy who sends the other girls nudes and doesn’t really give a shit about his girlfriend and who has a little tiny fucking penis and when you’re having sex with him it feels like a bag of bones on top of you so fuck you Clayton
Clayton by Paris2020 October 7, 2018
Clayton is a weirdo usually associated with his complete weirdness, he will do anything to make you cringe and makes fortnite butt videos. If you have a code Clayton leave as soon as possible...
Hey dude do you see that kid pissing in his own hands? His name is Clayton.
Clayton by Yeekers October 13, 2018
That guys a real Clayton
Clayton by cAmPbElLoOgAmEmEs November 30, 2018
Clayton a fake best friend will switch up on his so called friends and likes to be a follower
Clayton is fake
Clayton by Young guy April 14, 2019