Chicken

The one word that can be used to answer all the questions in the universe. Whenever someone asks you something about anything, and you dont care what the answer is, want to confuse someone, the question doesnt mean anything to you,or something to say without using any brain power, just say "chicken!"

"Someones question"
reply: "chicken"

fred: did you see the game last night!?
james: chicken!

john: hey guess what!
joe: what?
john: chicken!
joe: wtf ...

random Noob on Xbox live asks: hey what time is it where you live?
reply: chicken.
Noob: ????(confused)
<friends all laughing in the background>
Noob:????????(twice As Confused)

by Djskee33 April 8, 2009

chickenitis

Relates to the abrupt drop of energy after eating chicken or other poultry. Usually happens at work, reaching its maximum effect early to mid afternoon, following a meal of delivery chicken.

"Man, I need a nap, I can feel the chickenitis creeping on me."
"That chickenitis is really hitting me now, I wont be able to finish this meeting."

by THEChickenMan March 31, 2016

chicken

another name for the smokable form of methanphetamines, like ice, crystal meth, glass....

After smoking chicken i tried to go to sleep b/c my body was tired but my mind just kept running in cirlces!

by Icy Girl July 23, 2003

chicken

A slang word for weed, only used in north eastern VT. Originated in Morrisville, VT aka MoVegas. Usually used over the phone by paranoid stoners who are convinced someone is listening in.

-first guy: "Yo dude can you hook me up with any chicken."
-second guy: "Yeah meet me by mc donanalds at 3"
-first guy: "word"

by L Bizzle December 28, 2005

chickenize

1. to make a dish with chicken instead of other meats or vegetables. 2. to turn anyone into a sniveling coward

1. Waiter: 'Would you like beef enchiladas?' Customer: 'No, Can you chickenize that?' 1a. 'Instead of eggplant curry tonight, can we chickenize it?' 1b. I'm majorly craving nachos and I think I'll turn into a meal so I'll chickenize it. 2. That girl thinks she's all that and she ain't - lets bring her down a notch and chickenize her.

by Bubblybookgirl and Dirtdevilfox May 16, 2005

Chickening

When you are REALLY mad/excited/sad

The act of almost shitting in your pants.

Exploding with emotions.

Example 1;

Diego - " YES! I JUST GOT US LADY GAGA TICKETS! FIRST ROW!"

JOJO - " YAY! IM SO EXCITED I AM ABOUT TO CHICKEN!"

Example 2 ;

Nathan - "AH! THIS IS SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. I AM SO MAD!!!"

Arsh - "DUDE! Calm down, STOP CHICKENING!"

by CHICKENYUUUUM May 12, 2011

Chicken

1. An Animal:

The chicken is a majestic small feathered creature in the bird family. Though it cannot fly it makes up for that by having really sharp claws that can cut through your skin and give you an infection. The chicken can also lay eggs just like any other normal bird but the eggs of a chicken are not only used to give life to new chickens, their eggs can also be used as a food source for humans.

2. Food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

Not only are the eggs of a chicken good for eating but the actual chicken is good for eating, it may seem sad that people eat such an adorable creature, but, it is true. Chicken is a very tasty food, it is a type of meat and can be eaten in many ways, for example, it can be fried, BBQd, roasted, toasted etc. It is very important not to eat the chickens body raw because you WILL get very sick by getting salmonella or some other virus or disease.

As an animal:

"Hey look at that adorable chicken, awwww"
"Can I hold your pet chicken please?"

As a food that you can get at KFC or any other place that sells it:

"Ill have the crispy chicken sandwich please"
"Do you have any chicken nuggets?"

by Strange_blue6 December 6, 2022